It's a great day to start something new!
... and why did the let an inmate have jewelry-making equipment?
Sosumi!
It's an "eruv"
Or, when morning TV went bananas
The silver lining that crushed the cloud of grey
Purple rain?
Always bet on red... no, black. No, red. No... errr, maybe not gamble if this is your strategy?
Strange, yes. Wonderful? Absolutely.
O.J. Simpson's Weird Pseudo-Confession
I'm not that rememberful
What could go wrong? Everything!