This is a rerun — I originally shared it on this day back in 2015, which is somehow nine years ago. (Yikes.) — Dan

Why it May Be Okay to Drop Beavers from Airplanes

The Humane Society of the United States — an organization dedicated to animal protection — has a webpage titled “What to Do About Beavers.” The problem these animals cause is, actually, a pretty simple one. Beavers build dams, which is a very good thing if they’re in a relatively rural floodplain — but it’s a really bad thing if the beavers are in more densely populated suburbs or cities. Left unchecked, beavers in an area with a lot of humans can cause damage to trees and, in some cases, flooding.

The Humane Society therefore understands that it’s okay to take action against the beaver population at times. The organization suggests against trapping or shooting the animals, which (beyond being inhumane) is ineffective — “it only creates a vacuum into which new beavers will move, often sooner rather than later.” Instead, the Humane Society offers a few suggestions, such as fencing off trees and painting the trees with an abrasive coating.

They do not, however, suggest parachuting urban beavers into rural areas.

But, surprisingly, they probably should.

(Do not try this at home.)

In 1948, Idaho had a beaver problem — as people moved into old beaver habitats and started building houses, the tree-chomping creatures became an increasingly sinister menace. The Idaho Fish and Game Department wanted to relocate those city beavers to the uninhabited (by humans, of course) parts of the state. A man named Elmo W. Heter first tried to collect the beavers and put them on mules, but this wasn’t successful — as he’d later recount in a paper (pdf here) on his efforts, the mules “become spooky and quarrelsome when loaded with a struggling, odorous pair of live beavers.” Undeterred, Heter tried a new approach. He took an older, male beaver who would soon be dubbed Geronimo and started dropping it from airplanes.

Heter explained the process in the above-linked paper. First, using weights, they tested crates until they found a type that would stay closed until reaching the ground. Then, Geronimo’s job began — Heter dropped him “again and again” from a plane and onto the field below, in order to further determine the appropriate drop height and to test the crates carrying the rodents, as seen above (via Boise State Public Radio). Once Geronimo had safely landed enough times for Heter’s liking, the beaver relocation went into full swing. It was, by and large, a success:

Heter estimated that transporting four beavers in this fashion could be accomplished at the relatively low price of $30 a quartet (about $300 in today’s dollars) and concluded that “the savings in man hours, and in the mortality of animals, is quite evident,” in case anyone wanted to repeat the process. And, according to Smithsonian magazine, the air-dropped beavers’ descendants still populate the region today — so the idea has staying power, too. But don’t expect any more beavers to be tossed out of airplanes any time soon — even though the Humane Society doesn’t specifically frown on the idea, they do suggest that we “try to live peacefully with these animals.” And that, likely, precludes parachuting them into parts unknown.

Today’s Bonus fact: Beavers build dams whenever they hear running water — even if the sound is synthetic. According to Wikipedia’s editors, “a recording of running water was played in a field near a beaver pond. Despite the fact that it was on dry land, the beaver covered the tape player with branches and mud.”

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