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If you're trying to avoid politics at your Thanksgiving table, don't bring this up! 😀
Or maybe it's more accurate to say "cookie dough dough"? But that'd be really confusing without context.
Those are scare quotes, not little grains of rice
Also, what do Wicked, the Great British Bake Off, and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer have in common? You'll see!
And also probably got out of his songwriting contract
Girl, you know it's *not* true
This is bad.
You can't be pedantic and cartoonish evil, too, I guess?
There's a "six seven" joke to be made here but I'm not 14.
Baby, not bored
Measuring two ways requires a neat little trick
Pumpkin pie -- the pie of Northern Aggression?
Because that's basically where it comes from!
The answer isn't important. How you approach the question is.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! No... because of fingers.
Happy 70th anniversary to something that didn't actually happen!
Well, it's not served *in* prison...
Why you may be playing basketball in your slippers (and not even know it)
Happy Halloween!
Yeah, I'll skip visiting this place, thanks.
Because if they didn't, people would die.
There's nothing special about June 20th (with apologies if that's your birthday). And that's the problem.
Boats usually motor to islands. In this case, they motor and island away.
Travel down the road and back again
