But there somehow is in Chicago
Caps for sale (conditions may apply)
A battle over a famous phone number
Don't just stand there. Ketchup!
Asphyxiation, most likely, but that's not as fun as the full story.
I'm piggybacking, but it's still cool
Instead, they went bump.
What a windbag.
His reason is wonderful and inspiring.
A long trip into a war zone makes even warm beer a welcome gift
(this is about a colonoscopy)
One house. 30,000 of them.
