A bar bet that's half history, half coincidence
A 9/11 story
Now I kind of want onion rings, though.
He had to act quickly, and didn't have time to learn.
Give a little whistle (but nothing about the "conscience be your guide" part I guess?)
So tell me what to do next!
The short answer: they don't.
A pants suit, literally.
I couldn't think of a better title.
On the other hand, at least he was wearing a seatbelt
An old school way to line things up
30 minutes or your MREs are free?
Why does a dollar sign not have a D? Why is it an S?
A hairy way to mop up oil?
How a hurricane led someone to the Hall of Fame
Girls too, but that's not how the rhyme goes, and it's less relevant for me anyway right now.
Literally. Well, had I spelled out the word.
AKA why your cousin's toddler can't play for the Yankees (or even the Mets)
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Where there's a wool, there's a way
Why you got two emails on Tuesday
It didn't terminate their future friendship, though.
Once again, the eagles prove less useful than one would hope
I messed up today's email, here's the right version.
Not a nice thing to do.
