Especially not *Monopoly*
It's not trying hard to keep you. Well, not as hard as the rest of the planet is, at least.
Why the space shuttle had a big orange piece to it
But that wouldn't be fun anyway!
She didn't shoot the sheriff, but she did, in fact, slap the deputy
Is this the best legal letter ever written? Probably.
They hoped it was a goner but it just wouldn't stay away
The punishment was ridiculous, too.
I didn't think I'd be into it. I was!
He curried favor with his town. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Why pay taxes when you can make your house look funky instead?
And yes, they're paying for long-term parking.
And it happened twice?!
OK, that's a click-bait headline, I admit.
But only for a small group of people
I apologizes if this turns out to be nightmare fuel for you.
There's a hidden pun that headline
He left the nest and became a whole different animal (kind of)
Meh.
And why it matters to the people who can see it
They didn't want anyone to feel left out?
And how it helps prevent smoking deaths
And sent the game to overtime!
Thanks Again For Your Support!
Unintended consequences, dramatically so
