An intro to cockney rhyming slang
How do you lose a fruit on the International Space Station?
And why it’s not so great to be king for a day (usually)
I didn't write about what I thought I wrote about
It ended up losing them, though.
Okay, maybe they didn't care, and just wanted to get rid of their shiny tiny backpacks.
All over $77, or about 38% of what you get for passing Go.
Happy April Fools' Day!
And why you should reply to this email
When Russians paid the government for the right to have facial hair
Introducing the “Splatometer”
It's a nice thing they did.
